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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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• Television:In the criminal justice system--
• Me:SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

thelunahuntress:

screenhobo:

1 sip of Koolaid every time the beggar tells someone that Odysseus will return.

1 sip of Koolaid every time Athena is grey-eyed.

1 sip of Koolaid every time Telemachus is clear-headed.

1 sip of Koolaid every time there’s an omen.

1 sip of Koolaid every…

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ilovecharts:

I felt that this chart excluded a lot of people (non-binary people, people who identify as queer, etc.) and denied self-identification, so I made some changes. 

(comments? I’m at enormouspockets.)

thisrockandrollrefugee:

Like I don’t watch the show.

But this man.

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katiefuckingfitch-:

shooting-for-the-stars:curtaincomedy:electricbalalaika:ceruleancrescent:clairelessly:unabletocan:antibiotika:boner-iver:otterknowbetter:fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

The song of my first dance at my future wedding.

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I‘m going to lose so many followers for posting these videos up time and time again

kanyewestvirginia:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw

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